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Jump to 'Women like cheesy chat-up lines' Women like cheesy chat-up lines, because it shows a man has a sense of humour, according to new research. It also emerged that two fifths of women are still dating or are married to a man who first approached them with a funny quip. But not every line works, with some getting a negative reaction.

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Jump to 'Women like cheesy chat-up lines' Women like cheesy chat-up lines, because it shows a man has a sense of humour, according to new research.